What’s your favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie?
Yuck! Girl Guide cookies are like some cheap-ass knockoff of Oreo Cookies, which are one of the best cookies because they are so exceptionally well-adapted to being dunked in milk.
When you dunk an Oreo, it takes between 10 and 30 seconds for the milk to start to impregnate the cookie and make it soft. That’s not so long that you get tired of waiting, and not so short that the cookie gets immediately mushy and falls into the milk (where you have to fish it out and make a mess, not only of your fingers, but also of the sofa or your clothes).
Yes, Oreos are magical. Girl Guide cookies (Chocolate or “Vanilla”) are just a poor man’s version of Fudgee-Os (themselves a pale comparison to Oreos – including the stupid name that ends in “O”).
But then again, if they were the only thing available, I’d still eat them.