Go to sleep you carrion-eating bastards!
I wake up to the music of Bach every morning – nice gentle piano music. For years, it's prevented me having to listen to a screeching clock-radio alarm, or the inane banter on what passes for radio in Ottawa.
So I don't need you coming along at 5a.m. to announce your presence outside my bedroom window!
If you insist on waking up before dawn, why don't you go find yourself a nice worm – early birds, and all that!
Don't make me buy a slingshot!
To give credit where it's due – the image is by blogger Allie at Hyperbole and a Half. She's got a wicked sense of humour and this image made me laugh out loud.