Go to sleep you carrion-eating bastards!

I wake up to the music of Bach every morning – nice gentle piano music. For years, it's prevented me having to listen to a screeching clock-radio alarm, or the inane banter on what passes for radio in Ottawa.

So I don't need you coming along at 5a.m. to announce your presence outside my bedroom window!

If you insist on waking up before dawn, why don't you go find yourself a nice worm – early birds, and all that!

Don't make me buy a slingshot!


To give credit where it's due – the image is by blogger Allie at Hyperbole and a Half. She's got a wicked sense of humour and this image made me laugh out loud.

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4 responses »

  1. margotinto says:

    You really shouldn't have kids. They don't learn to play Bach until they are 6 or 7.

  2. Now if you could just convince Junkii…

  3. Im with Tinto on this one….becuase as they are trying to learn Bach, they are the ones getting you up at 5am asking for breakfast…..I would GLADLY take a bird!

  4. I'm being ganged up on by mothers! Not fair! Not fair! I call Shenanigans!

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