As sad as this might sound, today’s earworm seems to be Don’t go Breakin’ my Heart by Elton John and Kiki Dee (or by Elton John and RuPaul if you prefer, but I’m pretty sure it’s the original version that’s spinning on my hamster wheel).
It’s an okay song – a bit too upbeat for an all-day-earworm, but otherwise fine – but I’m not sure where it came from. I suspect it was a subconscious implant that I received during my short afternoon trek to Zellers. I went to buy some chocolate; I had a serious craving. I think I came away with more than just a Cadbury Dark.
I’m not even gonna look for a version on video – you all know the song.